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mistake in telling a bad joke on the BBC
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about Joan Collins.
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who was recovering from her 7th face lift
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recording a song w/Mick Jagger on Abbey Rd.
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while eating Pie and Mash
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Next, up in the London Eye ...
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high above the tree tops...
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Then came such a wind, that put the Eye into a spin...
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cursed the tube's circle line
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Once back on terra firma, he...
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had another pint
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at The Slug and Lettuce...
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ran in to Harry Potter
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luckily he will receive free medical treatment...
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compliments of the NationalHealth Service, but transported by white owls
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to the London Dungeon where...
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Jack the Ripper lay..
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... in wait for the next tourist
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...but the sight of that pink jogging suit...
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resulted in words with a London Bobby
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