got hit with the congestion tax

which he refused to pay and was clamped . . .

along with Tony Blair who...

offered him a scone and ...

he refused. He wanted spotted dick instead.

..but it tasted very stale so ...

was launched to Highbury

where they stumbled upon the Bushes...

then synchronized our watches at Greenwich..

but the time was to mean so

to hell with the watch.

Ill check a sundial instead, so off they go

to find one. It's raining, of course

Off to Grenadiers for a pint!

Meanwhile, at the grave of Karl Marx...

I found bin Laden

looking for Twiggy.

Alas, our intrepid traveler was longing ...

For Dubya's latest pearl of wisdom

To find Max Walls grave...