As a callback to the fire itself, this French designer has proposed to tack on a giant flame made out of lava stone complete with a golden finish. While further details are sparse, this suggestion seems slightly inappropriate and, per the concept design, stunning in all the wrong ways.

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While we’re actually fans of this studio’s Instagram, their surrealist design feels like something Nicola Tesla may have dreamed up during Happy Hour (and that’s not a compliment). The addition’s meant to be a tribute to the monument, but also seems to be open to interpretation—the caption tacked onto its ‘gram debut reads “Spire me back.” Also, a foolish folly also translates to “a foolish madness,” so there you go.

With no particular reference to the church itself (or anything, really), this architect’s proposal suggests a series of connected “ribs” that span the structure and, when they meet in the middle, they form an ascending needle. It’s inspired by traditional Russian buildings, which doesn’t quite blend with the rest of Notre Dame’s (original) structure.

That’s right, this Swedish studio wants to build a large swimming pool—in the shape of a cross, no less—which is meant to encourage mediation and reflection to the public. Removed from the relatively recent restoration, the building’s apostle statues would be repositioned and act as guardians (one might say “lifeguards”) to the pool. What?

The team at Studio Nab wants to convert the roof into a greenhouse that more or less would resemble the church’s original silhouette, but also reflect current issues, like the preciousness of this planet’s natural resources. The structure would house orchids and ecology workshops, while the needle would be home to a beehive. Kinda cool.

The original design! Look, there’s a reason Notre Dame is such an iconic landmark and part (most?) of that reason is its architecture. It’s one of the best examples of French Gothic design in the world, yet its stained glass windows and variety of sculptures throughout echo Romanesque architecture. Let’s not mess with that. The best time to visit is early morning when the cathedral is brightest and the crowds have yet to arrive.