[TERRIBLY NSFW] Part 3, The Most Obscene Names of Places: Asia, Australia & Oceania

This is a street in Sydney. Just a regular street. Nothing to see here.

This sounds like a reality show, but it’s actually just an island in Western Australia.

Hahaha. Sorry. Fakfak is a town in hahahaha, sorry, I can’t do this anymore.

This is oddly formal, but rude nonetheless.

Fair. Most hills are.

Well, this is straight to the point. This is a gorge in Southland, NZ. Frankly, at this point, I don’t even care. I have no feelings left after writing this.

Listen, at this point, you can do a lot worse than “Bum Bum Island.” This is fine.

“Mount Fanny” and “Mount Meharry” are the names of actual mountains in Australia. And since absolutely nothing matters in this world, apparently, New Zealand has one called “Mount Dick.”

I’m upset.

There are too many of these to make individual posts about. Presenting, in no particular order, the knobs of Australia and New Zealand: Bob’s Knob, Big Knob Waterhole, Scented Knob, Two Mile Knob, Six Mile Knob, Bald Knob, Prominent Nob, Delicate Nobby, Spanker Knob, Double Knob, Billies Knob, Jims Knob, Devils Knob, Richards Knob, Doctor’s Knob, Nervous Knob, Scotts Knob, Bob’s Knob (Again), Bonar Knob (come on), and, last but not certainly not least, Peculiar Knob.

Okay, “Bumbang?” Really? Bumbang Island. You went with “Bumbang Island.” Okay. Great.  Just checking. Thanks. Bumbang Island is an island in Victoria. And its name is stupid. And frankly, so am I, at this point.

Anus is a city in the Philippines, and I don’t know what to tell you anymore. I have lost faith in a lot of things.

At least it’s lovely????????????? At least??????????? Help.

“Titwobble Lane” is a street in Australia, and I have decided that no one cares about anything, and neither do I. Goodbye.

The Magnificently Rude Map Of World Place Names is something you can buy and own forever, thanks to Strumpshaw, Tincleton & Giggleswick.