It's beginning to look a lot like excessive consumerism!
Ah, malls. Can’t live with ‘em. Can’t live without ‘em. There is no better evidence of this than the opinions found on the crowd-sourced review site, Yelp. Below you’ll find a list of 11 massive malls in the U.S. and the peculiar, decidedly savage Yelp reviews that go along with them. Enjoy!
WHERE: Los Angeles, CA
Takeaway: Kids are aliens and fruit is worth a lot of money (?)
WHERE: Goodlettsville, TN
Takeaway: You go, Jacob!
Mall of America
WHERE: Bloomington, MN
Takeaway: Mall of America is one of the nine circles of hell. Also, boogers are gross.
Paradise Valley Mall
WHERE: Phoenix, AZ
Takeaway: Ed prefers Walmart over malls. Meanwhile, malls will always be a part of Max’s life.
Third Street Promenade
WHERE: Santa Monica, CA
Takeaway: Clowns are scary and The Panic Room is a poor film.
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Tyson’s Corner Center
WHERE: Tysons, VA
Takeaway: Malls may or may not take your money.
Takeaway: Outlet malls are … confusing.
Gulf Coast Town Center
WHERE: Fort Myers, FL
Takeaway: New Yorkers don’t like malls (?)
Easton Town Center
WHERE: Columbus, OH
Takeaway: Easton is big.
King of Prussia
WHERE: King of Prussia, PA
Takeaway: I DON’T GO TO KING OF PRUSSIA MALL ALL THE TIME OK!!!