Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
 

Because it was in Key West. <BR><BR>See<BR>http://www.nytimes.com/2002/01/27/national/27FOWL.html

To prove to the armadillo that it could be done!!

<BR>It was on a Fodor's walking tour??<BR>

To get to the other side.<BR><BR>Where all the hens are!!

Because someone here told him he could get a better rate on the other side!

It saw Col. Sanders coming with a cleaver?

He could hop on and hop off?

because he was tired of standing in his own excrement<BR>

To see Gregory Peck!

To see M. Scott Peck. He was safe; he was on a road less traveled.

Because he was pinned to the Punk Rocker.

Because Rick Steves went there?

Because he'd spotted the long-lost Fodors monkey, and many past posters of fond memory. Ciao

Because they were selling tickets to the Producers~

Because he wanted an oceanFRONT room instead of an oceanVIEW.

Because he wanted to know which is better-"O" or "Mystere"

Why did the chicken cross the playground???<BR><BR>To get to the other slide!

Because he heard it was a safer part of town at night.

That poor chicken was trying to escape Dantheman!

Because he had accidentally left his telephoto lens in the hotel room.<BR><BR>