Banana

I have a 3 year old spider monkey. I got her from the Organ Grinders Rescue Association. I love that monkey like she was my own daughter. When I took her the Brickyard 400 and she was refused admission! What do they think, my monkey will get loose and jump on the track? What else can I do with my monkey? Do you think my monkey would like Myrtle Beach?

Twister

Obviously, they realized your spider monkey was too classy to be a NASCAR fan!

Dr.Freud

Shame on them! As long as you have that monkey on your back, you should be able to go anywhere, banana-cakes. I think your monkey would like to do anything that makes you happy.

Sicko

I know of a place in Bethesda, MD called NIH, they have an Infectious Disease building there where I'm sure they would be pleased to have your monkey hangin' around. They have plenty of activities for your monkey to participate in.

Dieter

Touch it Banana- go ahead - touch my monkey!

Inspector Clousseau

Does your monkey bite?

Dan

Just bring him. He'll look like everyone else there and probably be allowed in.

Claude

To Inspector:
Zat is not my monkey!

L

Why, of course you may bring your monkey ... and even Bill France would agree. But first, it must don the national race uniform. Short tee ... to permit the hairy belly to droop ... to create a dunlop effect (you'll know you're there when it dun lopped over its belt). And jeans with a loose rear ... promiment wedgie showing, with some hair if possible (tail tucked in). Official baseball hat - with "from my cold dead hand" still visible. Cold beer in hand, in a cooler sleave ("fish fear me, women want me"). And roll in from your lot in the RV ... "my other car's a truck" prominent. Ciao

dan woodlief

Just tell 'em it's a monkey wrench.

AGoreJr

Or you can tell them it's Pres. GW Bush because he's on vacation now anyway.

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curious

Put him in a Cat diesel hat, tank top and tube socks and no one will be the wiser.

dan woodlief

Good point Al. A Republican would never be kept out of a NASCAR race.

puzzled

What the hell is all this monkey stuff about? What am I missing?

Tondalaya

stop monkeying around and just give me my banana, you chimp!

funny

don't look now, but your monkey just left on the banana boat.

einstein

Let's get serious for a moment. There's a perfectly good reason why monkeys are not allowed at NASCAR events: It would raise the IQ level of the crowd.