(:|Is Fodor's a tourist trap that I should avoid? (:|

bear900~ huh? I'm sorry, I was applying the udder butter to the wrong area..

Is there an airline that offers massages as one circumnavigates the globe?


((Y))Gotta admit, when it comes to thread ideas, Starrsville is the best.
When this baby hits the 400 mark, I'm going to sniff my collection of foreign wine corks.((D))

Where can I find the dollar value for "reaonable", as in hotel room, airfare, etc?

How can I get upgraded to a suite when booking a $60 room rate?

When will front office staff realize how special I am?

How many Target plastic bags holding my overnight stuff can I carry on the plane?

Why did the hunting thread get pulled?

What is there to do in Buffalo for one week?

How did Brokeback Mountain get its name?

Why are we Fodorites and not Fodorians? :?

I'm going to Seattle on vacation and need to save a little money so I can't do any expensive tours. Which commercial flight can I take to Seattle that is guaranteed to fly over Mt Rainier for a little flightseeing?

When will mooselywild come back?

Do you think wildlife laugh at tourists when they are out of sight?

Don't YOU laugh at some of the ridiculous things people do around wildlife?

"Where can I find a Canadian restaurant?"

If you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

If you only have one eye, are you blinking or winking?

If someone with a nostril ring (or nose ring) and takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole so snot doesn't blow out of it?

Who the h*ll is in the kitchen with Dina?!

hmm, you gave it a try gang, bravo.

* Is it ever appropriate to invite the maid in for a drink and small talk, ot to check for lumps?

* If I scream and you scream, will the pilot bring us ice cream?

*Will Jurassic Park make my butt look big?

*Regarding safaris, I'd love to get Donkey Kong's autograph. Should I ask for Mario?

Someone singing "Dinah, won'tcha blow", wait, that costs extra...

OOPS!

Who the h*ll is in the kitchen with Dinah?!

hey, I know the answer.. drumroll puh..lease..

Bill Clinton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought he played sax, not banjo!?!?