Where should I go for the yummiest meal in Northern California, Oregon or Washington?

... an expensive hotel with no ammenities and a surly front desk staff?

Faina, dear, it's your birthday week. You can do no wrong this week!!!

Now, as for next week . . . . .

How can I freeload my way across the count... oops! That one has been asked too. Darn.

How can I avoid seeing celebrities duirng my vacation to Malibu? (variations: Orange County, Laguna Beach, Holywood, LA, blah, blah, blah).

So this is where you all went...

Can I wear the shower cap from the hotel while in Portland when it rains? Is it a fashion staple there?

Have you ever tried to spit in the wind?

"How can I appear to be American when I travel?"

"Should I stay at P. Diddy's Hampton estate or Jerry Seinfeld's this summer?"

"What are you not doing right this second?"

"If you couldn't go anywhere on your next vacation, where wouldn't it be?"

ttt

Looking for cockroaches in HI. Anyone have any idea where I can find the best ones? I really only want the best, as mony is not an issue.

Looking to relocate.

Where is the worst possible place to raise 10 kids on my $10,000.00 a year salary?

California

Where's the best place for DH and I to go to get a divorce?

How can I increase my chances of getting an internal cavity search by airport security?

Do the gondolas in Venice have life jackets? Oh wait...that one has been asked.

How about...is there a metro we can use to get around the Grand Canyon?

How do you find the Cash Cab in NYC?

Is it okay to wear short shorts and a tube top at the Vatican?

Where do all the tourists go? I want to be sure I hang out in a crowd.

When do all the people go to Disney? I don't want to be there all alone.

Do you practice mooning/flapping cheeks? (Bayougal??)

I want to get pregnant--would anyone out there like to be my sperm donor?

They don't really expect us to pay with that funny money in Europe, do they? (oh wait, that probably has been asked) If so, where can I go to get the worst exchange for my dollar?

Do people in Hell really want ice water?

I'm going to Paris with my spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend and I plan to dump him/her. Where in Paris is the best place to break up with someone?

Starrsy, you're a genious for coming up with this one!! :-))

These are TOOOOO funny!!!

LOL...

I'll be in London on July 4th.

Will anything be open?

Can you recommend a good yodeling festival in Switzerland?

(kopp, we had a poster a couple of years ago who asked where is the best place to see the 4th of July fireworks in Amsterdam. Needless to say, she was roasted mercilessly.)

I think that one has been asked, kopp. :D

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<b>Would you all like to go with me to Europe, all expenses paid?</b></b>

Why isn't English the primary language in other countries, if they serve American tourists?

Can I buy things at Rio's Hippie Fair with US Dollars, so I will know right away if they are cheating me or not? (I kid you not, this happened in front of me but thank God it hasn't been asked here.)

Where can I buy some good stinky cheese for the plane ride home?

What is the best route to tour Ozark Methamphetamine labs?

Where to dine in Compton?

How to get from Las Vegas to the Chicken Ranch?

Do you tip hookers in Las Vegas?

LA Trip Report: Evening Bike ride on Mullholland Drive.

If Ernesto goes to New Orleans, where is the best spot to view the Gulf flowing in through holes in the levees?

That figures. I'll have to hunt that one down.

When traveling through Los Angeles is it better to become a Crip or a Blood?

Where can I purchase a ticket for the next shuttle flight?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When I visit NYC, can I swim in the East River? Does the beach provide towels, or do I have to bring my own?

why can't i bring my water bottle on the plane? i just don't understand.

I love the way this forum helps people decide if they want to have children, how to raise children, what to their name children, etc. Now I have a question for all of you.

I've been thinking about how American mothers feed their children with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondering, do Chinese mothers use toothpicks to feed their children?

If I order one 7-course tasting menu at French Laundry can I give each one of my six illegitimate children one course?

Which island can I go to and guarantee I get hit by a hurricane.

Do people who spend good $$$$ on those little bottles of Evian water realize that Evian spelled backwards is Naive?

Anyone know an overpriced hotel in an inconvenient location.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea in Mexico, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Where do babies come from?

LOISDE

What a stupid question. This is a travel forum. We ALL know they come from travelling to strange places and meeting interesting people!