Is the posting style for any individual (harsh, brusque, considerate, thoughtful) indicative of HOW they make love?

Well for what it's worth, I'm very detail oriented.. I mowed my lawn and it was on the riding mower for the first time.. we have a yard more like a park, and with various degrees of green grass, I lost my pattern and had to go back over the same area, again and again.. my husband always said don't start what you can't finish, so I just kept making circles between the trees until I practically needed a neck brace..the base of the yard to the tip of the woods, sometimes slowly, sometimes vigorously.. then I got too close to the garden and hit the rocks and the taller flowers whiplashed my legs until I jerked the wheel abruptly away..
what was the question?

Exactly how obsessive can Fodorites actually be?

I need directions to:

1. The Carpel Tunnel

I was told by my dorktor that I have tennis elbow. How do I contact John MacEnroe to schedule a match?

Will my lisp affect a shot at adult cinema?

Will Fodors ever learn to incorporate new advertising without creating technical problems for the whole forum?!

How much abuse can my index finger withstand by repeatedly tapping the mouse trying to get the forum to cooperate? Lord, I need a Cialis at this point..

J, I don't think that is the "tool" that will stand at attention after taking Cialis! ;-)

If I was to take a red eye to Vas Leggas, would the T&A be sus-piss-shus?
When do I put on my underarm stank stick. Do women like men's real smell as an afrodizzyact?
On the plane, do boxers or briefs work better? cheers((F))*** Kenny***

Who created smileys?

BayouGal, What? You've never seen a female tub of lard?

LoL, yes, but there's only ONE in THAT picture of the Hidden Valley guests. ;-) I take it you haven't visited that website yet, huh, Jorr?! Kopp posted the link above.

Joke time - What do old ladies wear between their breasts?

You got me!

Goody, joke time - go to the screwdriver and joke thread - Blame it on the Rio rain...

Come on, Starrsy, what do they wear?!

Their belly buttons! (laughing icon here - I'm too tired to figure it out)

Baaaad, starrsville, lol b(

It's one of the few jokes I can remember LoveItaly! :-)

Did Starrsville expect this thread to generate 257 replies?

muah ha ha.......................

and is she speaking from experience...?

and did she go to Utah or Arizona on her last trip?!

(Just teasing, Starrs! :-D)