What To Do Fly or Drive
 

Please give me advice. I was supposed to go on vacation in Noveber but I am scared. I do not want to fly any more. Now I want to drive. Please tell me how to get there and if I am nuts. Can somebody recomend a good hotel along the way? How many tanks of gas will it take me to get there? I drives a Chevrolet.

Will you bring a monkey?

Only if he agrees to split the driving.

Actually the number 6 bus will take you all the way there...

Beam her to the final destination, Scotty!

LOL Becca! Loved this post! It will probably be pulled by Fodors though! Oh well!

Ok, first you drive for about 2hundred miles...turn left at the 7 eleven(doesnt matter which one!) continue until you reach the No-Tell Motel. (Cheap but tasteful furnishings here..) The next morning you catch the first flight out. After landing proceed to Amtrak station. Someone at that point will be waiting with further instructions. This message will probably self-destruct when the head Fodorite learns of this thread.

Becca, <BR> <BR>With out a doubt, your post is one of the more intelligent questions I've seen over the last few days. <BR> <BR>I recommend driving, but get a Toyota. Finally, by all means, turn left. <BR> <BR>Richard

Becca, you've left out some really important facts: i.e what color is your Chevrolet?

Thanks you all for your help. I am scared to take Amtrak because I am afraid I will catch Amtrax. <BR> <BR>My Chevrolet is dirty. <BR> <BR>

Did Becca get there? Is she still there? Did the monkey, unhappy with Chevrolets, take her hostage and proceed to the Planet?<BR><BR>The hotels along the way were often brick, but not the elephant.