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towns with weird names
If you know of any sized town/city that has a weird or unique name to it, let others know. (places of interest, lakes, etc count too!)
I have listed some that I have heard of: Toad Suck Lake, close to Little Rock, AR Burnt Corn, AL Intercourse, AL Slapout, OK Smackover, AR Truth or Consequences, NM Big Ugly, WV Spread Eagle, WI Bumpass, VA Satans Kingdom, VT Mexican Hat, UT Hoop and Holler, TX Cut-and-Shoot, TX Disco, TN South of the Border, SC Big Beaver, PA Half.com, OR Three Legs Town, OH Cat Elbow Corner, NY Ho-Ho Kus, NJ Bala Cynwyd, PA Gay Head, MA Bad Axe, MI Monkey's Eyebrow, KY Howey-in-the-Hills, FL ..and my fav.. Bootlegger Crossing, AZ |
When does school start back up again??
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Startup, WA
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Belchertown, MA
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Good reply, happytrails!! :-D
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Muleshoe, TX close to Earth, TX
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Bird-in-Hand, PA
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Humptulips, WA
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Hi Hat, KY
Dilles Bottom, OH I've been to Bad Axe |
Kentucky continues to ammuse:
Rabbit Hash, KY...check out their website... www.rabbithashusa.com Big Bone Lick State Park also in KY |
Climax, Ga.
Ty Ty, Ga. Dimebox, Tex. Yeehaw Junction, Fla. Ninety-Six, S.C. (The only place with a major-league ballplayer whose uniform number was his hometown.) North, S.C. (I find this amusing in the manner of Abbott and Costello.) Bug Tussle, Okla. (or is it Arkansas? Wherever the Beverly Hillbillies came from, and it is a real place.) |
Hot Coffee, LA
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I'm not quite sure why the Welsh name Bala Cynwyd would be considered "weird"; it's just a combination of two Welsh towns, one having to do with a lake, the other with a saint.
Now Blue Ball and Intercourse, PA...those are a bit odd. |
I've been to Beaver, UT. My son just had to have his picture taken by the "Entering Beaver" sign.
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Piapot Saskatchewan
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Boring, OR
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Bala Cynwyd,.I dunno. it just sounds funny. sounds like the name of a 1980's heavy metal hairband.
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Hell, MI
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North Augusta, SC...realize that Augusta is in GA.
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Zzyzx, California
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north augusta, sc isnt so weird. many communities expand into neighboring states:
texarkana, ar/tx kansas city, mo/ks chicago, il/east chicago,in |
I live in Manayunk, PA, just a few miles from Bala Cynwyd. Bala Cynwyd smells, but it really isn't that weird.
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truth or consequences, don't remember state. it was a pkg rcv'd from there.
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Condom, France
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Well, it's not the U.S. But since we've heard about Austria & France, my home province of Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) has:
Bareneed Heart's Content Seldom Little Seldom (!) Herring Neck Joe Batt's Arm Come-by-Chance Too Good Arm and, of course, (please don't visit & steal their sign--they've replaced it enough) Dildo |
Cumming and Climax in Georgia (two towns/ two names)
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Blow Me Down, Newfoundland, Canada
Booger Holler, AR Climax, MI Crackpot, England Cut and Shoot TX Deadhorse, Alaska Dead Woman Crossing, WY Ding Dong, TX Hell, MI Hot Coffee, MS Knockemstiff, OH Lizard Lick, NC Monkey's Elbow, KY Weeping Mary, TX Zigzag, OR Looneyville, TX Truth or Consequences, NM |
To start up Joe Batts arm picked up his hot coffee and scratch his herring neck. He couldn’t figure out why there was such a hoop a holler over Bala Cynwyd. Drinking his coffee and scratching his gay head, he was still monkey eyebrowed over the big beaver spread eagled chick from Texarkana he met at disco. Knowing this was a come-by-chance he made a big tussle. With his bareneed to climax, he called his friend, Dil, “Do I bring a condom for intercourse?” Dil answered Joe, “Seldom, you bumpass idiot. She’s a big ugly toad sucks lake!”
Feeling like a burnt corn in a mexican hat, Joe decided he wasn’t going to live in satan’s kingdom tonight. It was humptulips in three legs town baby! Back at the disco the following night, he turned to his friend Dil, “Do I smackover the big beaver?” “Go ahead, Joe” his friend said. So Joe turned to the big beaver with a hi hat, “Cut and shoot, hoho kus”. Before he could blink, she gave him cat elbow corner muleshoe south of the border. Getting up and feeling like hell, he said to Dil, “Do-od, she’s a bad axe, come on let’s go, this place is f#cking boring.” Leaving the booger holler and looking like a deadhorse, there she was bird in hand. “My name is Bala Cynwyd.” She said. He offered his too good arm and to his heart’s content, he felt like a weeping mary. There was just no way to be clean with you guys/gals… |
French Lick, IN
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Two Egg, FL (no, really! In the Panhandle...)
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