hheeheh at least you THINK it was two fat fingers........

....or maybe just one FAT, er uh, finger? Ok, just had to kid on that one, but seriously ladies--jewelry, cosmetics and H&B stuff go WITH you on the plane. Jewelry for the obvious reasons (if they're scoopin' out cream, well, you know where the jewelry is going) and the H&B/cosmetics are with you in case of lost luggage, emergencies, delays, etc....

Wow. This explains a mystery I have not wanted to admit to anybody.<BR><BR>As I awaited to board the plane, I thought I saw Tammy Fae Baker. I could not help myself stare at her well made-up face. <BR><BR>I told my co-workers I was travelling with to look in First Class, as we walked to our coach seats, for someone famous. <BR><BR>Well, they never saw Tammy Fae Baker, althought I swear she was on the flight. <BR><BR>After we landed, I tried to find her just to prove I was not nuts. <BR><BR>Now, with the make-up compression theory, it all makes sense.<BR><BR>Just outside the arrival gate a few autograph seekers gathered around a passenger on my flight. I always thought it was her.<BR><BR>The make-up on her face must have compressed so much that after she landed she drew a crowd of autograph seekers. It was Willie Nelson, or so the crowd thought. The pressure of the fight must have radically altered her cheeks and eyes.<BR><BR>Thanks Arabella. Now one mystery is over.