State Motto Post?
 

Where is the very funny post with the state motto's from last night? If the person who posted it reads this please re-post!!!

What DID happen to it? Maybe someone was offended at the "Iowa" remark..LOL...<BR><BR>

Look what I found on the web:<BR><BR>http://www.angelfire.com/bc2/Jinx/<BR><BR>This is what you're looking for...Have fun!<BR><BR>

Ya, thats it. Thanx. Fodors has no sense of humor.

The one on here was funnier. Some of the motto's were different. I wish I could see that one again.

Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity<BR>Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!<BR>Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat<BR>Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything<BR>California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than<BR>Your Honda<BR>Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother<BR>Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's<BR>Don't Own It Yet<BR>Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our<BR>Water<BR>Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids<BR>Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist<BR>Extremism<BR>Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)<BR>Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're<BR>Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good<BR>Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"<BR>Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free<BR>Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn<BR>Kansas: First Of The Rectangular States<BR>Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names<BR>Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But<BR>That's Our Tourism Campaign<BR>Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster<BR>Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It<BR>Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)<BR>Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians<BR>Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000<BR>Mosquitoes<BR>Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own<BR>State<BR>Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At<BR>Work<BR>Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,<BR>Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else<BR>Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest<BR>Nevada: Hookers and Poker!<BR>New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone<BR>New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!<BR>New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets<BR>New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...<BR>North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable<BR>North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!<BR>Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan<BR>Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing<BR>Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner<BR>Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal<BR>Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island<BR>South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't<BR>Actually Surrender<BR>South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota<BR>Tennessee: The Educashun State<BR>Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)<BR>Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus!<BR>Vermont: Yep<BR>Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?<BR>Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!<BR>Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?<BR>West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!<BR>Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese<BR>Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!

This is it!!!!Thank You, Thank You!

I wasn't online last night, but I've printed this out, as it needs to be shared at work!!! Thanks, Jesus.<BR>ja

That post first made the rounds on the internet about 5 years ago. Seems to be resurrected every few months.

Glad someone resurrected you, Kay... and get someone to do your makeup right, okay? Very frightful indeed.<BR>

The state mottos has made the email rounds, but every time I see it I get a chuckle. I also enjoy the one about the correspndence between the Smithsonian Institute and the man who keeps submitting rare archeological "finds". What a hoot!

Funny--but I always thought Wisconsin's motto was "Come smell our dairy air."

And I had thought that Wisconsin's was "Eat cheese or die."