My trip to Mexico
 

I visited my new friend Vicente Fox in Mexico recently. In Mexico, they speak a language called Spanish. Don't ask me why. I was surprised that I saw no Taco Bells or El Toritos while in Mexico. I coulda used a couple of chalupas or margaritas (alcohol free, of course). To my surprise, I didn't see any Cisco Kid re-runs on the Mexican television. I'm a real fan of Pancho- he's a funny little greaser. I love his hat! Vicente surprised me with a pinata party. While I knocked the stuffing and candy out of that pinata, Vicente and Mr. Cheney went off to another room where they talked about some real boring things like immigration control, trade zones and other such dull things. They had their agenda and I had mine. And, praise be to God, I made out with a whole bunch of candy. It was a fun trip and I'd like to visit Uncle Vicente more often. He's a real nice guy. Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Just scrolling Dubya's field trip report up for those who missed it.

If it's not funny , don't bother.

I wonder what Laura (it's OK to kill babies in the womb) was up to. Perhaps slurping tequilla through a straw, wondering whether to read "Cat in the Hat" or "Curious George" at her next stop. She was probably wondering whether they publish them in spanish.

Dubya, Enjoy it while y'all can. <BR>Now that I'm out of power and don't have the FBI files anymore, those dogs are turning on me. How much would you charge me for a full pardon? I got plenty o' money. Just take me a quick trip down to the Cayman's to get it, though. <BR>Soooooeeeeeey!