Liza Minelli
 

Five young friends of mine and I will be renting a beach house at Fire Island this summer. As a huge fan of Liza Minelli, I wanted to know whether she'll be taking her act to Broadway this summer and do a few shows. I just adore her. The Trolley song is my FAVORITE but I also think her rendition of New York, New York is spectacular, better than that old goat Sinatra's. She's such a presence on the stage that one might think she was born there.

If you're such a big fan of hers, I'd think you'd at least know how to spell her name--Minnelli!

Hey No-Name, you're the one who can't spell. She spells it with one "n."

Hey, Ace, you must be talking about a different Liza Minnelli, because the Liza Minnelli I've heard, seen and read about spells her name with two n's., just like her father, Vincent Minnelli, did!

Why even bother? She's a WASHED UP, DRUGGIE, OLD H-A-G!!!