I read it in a travel insurance training brochure that Muffin was tragically killed when her farting dog spontaneously combusted on her lap during her Aruba flight igniting her pleather pants causing toxic fumes which caused a terrible rash when she messed herself because she was fused to the airline seat and could not make it to the restroom... she will be missed!

...and the Coroner had to scour the restroom with his eyes...

Oh no! Tell me it ain't so... Long live Muffin...

ahhhhhhhhh. the good ole days on fodors.

Hmm, didn't Muffin disappear about the time Natalie Holloway did?

I heard on the radio this morning that Natalie Holloway's mother is dating the father of JonBenet Ramsey.

hope they don't have any kids!!!

*big eyes insert here* haha hilarious! indeed..and yes! one size up will do the trick! next? a no,no to wear in a fly anywhere !..let alone to an island! My gosh!..gosh!

If you tie your ankles together and sort of hop they won't squeek.

muffin - are you related to madrigal's muffy?

Dearest Muffin,

A pair of leather pants squeaking through the airport will cause you much attention, my advice is to make sure you look fabulous thus giving you many more options should you choose to join the mile high club as suggested by BuffaloGirl.

Failing that take a bottle of oil and ask a very handsome fella if he wouldn't mind giving you a rub down to put an end to your squeaking this might also get you joining the mile high....

If you simply can't be without the pants then head to the gym wearing your leathers and run like mad, making your thighs bigger and stretching the pants, no more squeaking!!!

Have a lovely holiday!

Took a while, but eventually appreciated Muffin for not just the posts, but the inventive replies...now I can get to work with a smile!

The absolute best way to address the squeak is to mask it with the sound of jewelry.
It has been my experience that a belly dancer chain of bells that hang around your abdomen makes enough racket to completely hide embarrassing noises, a squeak, excessive gas, whatever the case may be. You could also wear a nice pair of Candies heels, the kind with the solid plastic sole. It's very hard to hear the squeak over the clip-clop, jingle jangle.
And, as you can imagine, this outfit is quite the attention getter, so make sure you have an appropriate top. Don't show more than 2 inches of midriff. A matching leather vest is really nice if it laces up tight in the front. Arm jewelry, possibly from the same belly dance product line, goes well with the vest. A perfect, stylish mix of east and west!
Your hair must be perfect to pull off this look.
Oh, and you need to use a little extra cologne because the smell of the leather can distract from the fragrance.

The name of this poster tells you all that you need to know.

Gosh...this provided the laugh I needed today. I miss muffin...

I miss muffin, too. For a second before I opened Charlene29's makeup on board the plane post, I thought muffin had returned.

I think we all have a bit of muffin inside us!!!

People took that make up post very seriously...really!!!

Topping for Cigalechanta.

Awwwww, the memories!!!

Thanks for posting Faina!!

oh, faina, kiss, kiss!