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You might trynamesake product of these websites: http://www.thighmaster.com http://www.wd40.com Hope this helps! :) |
The image of Scarlett's dog chasing Muffin through the airport in her squeaky leather pants is tooo much. I needed a good laugh this evening. Now I am going to go enjoy my glass of wine. ((D))
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Muffin,
I look forward to your upcoming tips! I loved fainaAgain advice( 3rd post)I can just picture that - walking like an A through the terminal. |
Walk like letter A! yes, that will give pup a better grip!!
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chicgal, I try to prance every day 3 times before breakfast. (Apologies to Alice in Wonderland.)
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Marilyn,
Some how I just CAN'T picture that!! I need to "prance" and do a "Cool weather Dance" because it was 86 degrees here, 100% humidity and its a sticky hot mess here. I am off to prance,...well maybe! |
OK, Anne, I do have my coffee first, then I prance. \:D/
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I got up this morning, turned on the computer, and read this post. Now I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Thanks for the morning mood-lifter, everybody!
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Marilyn, I am headed out the door on a bleak Saturday morning to attend a conference (I'm sooo tired). I will trying prancing about three times on my way to my car to see if anything "special" happens. Perhaps you are on to something fabulous - ya know the prancing and such may be the way to start every morning. ~bye~
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Take it from THE Harley rider, Ladies.."oiling" leathers does NOT make them shiny...using something such as Armorall DOES make them shiny and will cut down the squeakiness considerably.
As to being "too hot" to wear leathers...it is NEVER "too hot" to be in leathers, EVER! |
Really, leather pants are so 1999.
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Glue feathers on the inside of the thighs to hush things up a bit or else glue corderoy patches on the inside of the thighs and go <i> vwoom vwoom </i>!
I'm sorry, muffin, this is just plane (yes!) silliness. Of COURSE they're going to squeak, and what is all this ritual and "care and reverence" for NEW and SPECIAL occasion, etc. etc.? If you go ahead with this plan, you deserve the extreme discomfort you're going to feel shortly after the trip begins. Leather for Aruba? I MEAN.....! |
And many do not understand why Im not a fan of Aruba..................lol
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muffin, if you got the figure to wear that leather on an airplane at 2,400 miles up in the air, by all means, wear it! Those squeaks will get attention from the male gender, and any scornful looks from the other gender only means they are jealous. Me, my feet and waistline swell so badly, I only travel in spandex.
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Oh Muffin -
Nothing says loving like squeaking leather. Happy Halloween. Boo! |
2400 miles? Yikes, are we shooting muffin into space?
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Didn't someone say she was a space cadet?
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Will muffineater return tonight?
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Isn't that muffin in the fodors.com logo?? Looks like squeeky leather bodysuit to me?
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OWJ, you might be on to something LOL!
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OWJ, TOOOO funny! Another mystery solved!
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So that is muffin, flying across the moon! Thank you darlin OWJ, you have not only solved the mystery but outed muffin! LOL
Is muffin now discussing this dilemma of hers with Ziana? 2400 miles? That could be right if she is indeed circling the globe:D |
Muffin flying to Aruba in her leather outfit!!!!
Too funny. And OWJ, aren't you clever. LOL :-@ |
talcum powder...of course you'll leave white poofs everywhere you walk....LOL
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Best muffin thread ever.
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I don't think it's possible to frighten muffin off. One of muffin's very best qualities is her eternal good nature. You've got to admit she's a good sport. *smooch* to you, muff!
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Too funny, thanks for the great laughs folks! Kept me entertained between handing out candy to little beggars. :)
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I thought every good cook knew this: you always have to grease your muffin pan(t)s before you bake in them!
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Oh, Elizabeth, that's the best one yet!
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Muff dear~two things. Are you quite certain you've gotten the right size? It's possible you've gotten a wee bit of "spread" and not really accepting the fact.
And, I'm no expert at this but I think if you consider tipping the pilot he or she might be able to fly the plane in such as way as to allow you prance with nary a squeak. |
OWJ, thank you, the mystery is solved, so this IS the flying muffin on the fodor's logo! From now on I will always laugh logging in.
Elizabeth, this is soooo funny, and I agree, every kook should know. |
Where is Muffin and the evil twin Muffin Eater? Are all dozen rascals behind these nicknames back to school?
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how I missed this wonderful thread the first time I don't know, but thanks for reposting it Faina!
Last I heard from Muffin, she'd changed her plans from Aruba to Cancun...maybe she's squeakily whipping off there as we speak! Happy travels, Muffin! |
I need my muff, we are expecting a blizzard tonight.
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A classic read!
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I miss Muffin!
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Me, too! Perhaps she's in an airplane bathroom somewhere stuck in an unsuccessful leather pant yoga position. Where in the world is Muffin?!?
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AnnMarie_C
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Perhaps she met some marvelous man (or woman) on her adventures and she is being fed grapes by her beloved on a tropical beach, while under a parasol in her leather pants.
Last I heard, she was visiting DC- I htink this was last spring or last summer. I live near DC and thought I might see her in the Washigton Post at that time...but no such luck. |
MUFFIN!!! where are you?
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