HELP !! Need Wise Travelers Advice
 

HELP! Going on a field trip in my Nissan Pathfinder to a rum distillery near the river by the forest, or bush as it is known here up north . I need some help, please<BR><BR>I’m afraid though that I may get censored with the New Fodors if I mention too many politically incorrect issues.<BR><BR>The owner is a man named Fourwar. The guides are a pair of fellas named Yuen and Blix.. They serve as our guides. But I need to make some decisions.. My family wants to wait for a longer trip and not go with the guides. The owner is demanding we pack our bags on the top of our Nissan’s I-Rack luggage carrier tonight! My question is; Should we be Fourwar with I-Rack as I see it or, as my family says, wait a little longer and be at the hands of Blix and Yuen. I am not sure about this but would appreciate an inspection of this posting. <BR><BR>Our bungalows are cute, small houses, common in this area of the bush. My wife loves the clean, white d&eacute;cor, both inside and out<BR><BR>This travel company, or firm, has a saying: All Travel Is Visionary, or 'ativ'. Well, Is A Firm’s ATIV Action Still Necessary in our bush white house? <BR><BR>We have toured distilleries in the past… Not sure if we should again. What do you think if we tour the distillery in the rums field? Will we get any new information or will we get same old, same old propaganda. I would hate to take my family ‘troops’ and send them unnecessarily at the whim of a rums field. <BR><BR>Lastly, when we venture into the river in either canoe or boots, I ponder this question: What is the best way to navigate the gnarly waters: Row V. Wade??. Help me with this abortive decision, PLEASE.. I cant conTROLL my self any longer…….<BR><BR>

Yawn. Not even one giggle! You missed by a mile.

BORING......BLAH, TRY AGAIN.

Don't drink the yellow rum.

For god's sake. Your post only emphasizes the need for registration..it's not even funny. Go back to work!

Actually, I thought this bordered on being clever.

I agree it's pretty clever.

I very much appreciate this clever post. <BR><BR>Savoring these last few moments sans registration .....<BR><BR>

Rumsie, why do you assume that Fodor's won't allow ANY silly posts after registration? Or that no one who registers will ever post silly stuff? Fodor's will know who we all are b/c they will have our true e-mail addresses, but posts will still show only a screen name, and as long as they aren't patently offensive, there's no reason to believe you'll get nasty grams from Fodor's regarding your posts. I think we all enjoy occasional silly attempts at travel humor or irreverence, and I see no reason why those posts should cease after registration.