My dog is running around the house, howling FOOOOODORS FOOOOOOODORS~~~

MERRY FODORS AND A HAPPY NEW FODORITE TO ALL.<BR><BR>A SPECIAL GIFT TO YOU HEEZA, WILL BE ON THE WAY.

Topping for you JC.

F IS FOR THE FODORITES<BR>O IS FOR THE OBNOXIOUS POSTERS<BR>D IS FOR THE DIRECTIONS<BR>O IS FOR THE OBVIOUS SARCASM,JOKES, ETC.<BR>R IS FOR THE RESTAURANT REVIEWS<BR>S IS FOR THE SILLY QUESTIONS<BR><BR>WHATS DOES IT SPELL--FODORS-THIS BOARD RULZ!!!<BR>

Someday<BR>When I'm awfully low<BR>And the world is cold<BR>I will feel a glow<BR>Just thinking "Fo-dors"<BR>And of all the Fo-dor-ites.

Deck the halls with balls of holly<BR>Fodorlalala la la la la<BR>Tis the season to be jolly<BR>Fodorlalala la la la la<BR>Don we now our gay apparel<BR>Fodorlalala la la la la<BR>Join our Yuletide carrol,<BR>Fodorlalala la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

Danny the Fodors censor<BR>has bad posters on the run<BR>I wish he'd leave us a-lone<BR>let us have a little fun<BR><BR>All of the other posters<BR>used to curse and call him names<BR>Poor little Danny censor<BR>removes our non-travel games<BR><BR>Then one foggy Thursday eve<BR>monkey went away<BR>Danny with your rules so tight<BR>Bring the monkey back tonight?<BR><BR>But Danny doesn't hear us<BR>and now all the posts are old<BR>How many ways to answer<BR>some frequent flyer with a cold?<BR><BR><BR><BR>

FO FO FO<BR>Fodorry Christmas to all! and a Fodorry New Year too~~~~~~~

FODORITE RHAPSODY<BR><BR>Is this the real life?<BR>Is this just fantasy?<BR>Caught by the censor<BR>no escape from reality<BR>Open your eyes<BR>Bring back the monkey thread<BR><BR>I'm just a monkey thread,<BR>I need your sympathy<BR>'Cause I'm easy come, easy go<BR>Little high, little low <BR>any way the wind blows<BR>doesn't really matter to me,<BR>the monkey.<BR>

May I continue?<BR><BR>"I see another thread about the Big Island,<BR>Where to eat?<BR>Where to sleep?<BR>Where to find the best luau??<BR><BR>Thunderbolt and lighting,<BR>how those threads are boring me!<BR>[Fodor Danny, Fodor Danny, Fodor Danny let this go]<BR>"How Much To Tip" is going to be the death of me... OF ME....OF MEEEEEEEEE!!"<BR><BR>Take it, Michele!<BR><BR>(Apologies to non-Queen fans)<BR><BR>

I'm just a monkey, and nobody loves me<BR>He's just a monkey from a poor family<BR>Spare him his life from<BR>This monstrosity<BR>Easy come, easy go<BR>Will you let me go, please Danny?<BR>No, I will not let you go<BR>Let him go! Please Danny!<BR>I will not let you go<BR>Let him go! Please Danny<BR>I will not let you go, let him go<BR>Will not let you go let him go<BR>Will not let you go, let me go ah…<BR>Oh mamma mia, mamma mia, let me go<BR>Fodor's Danny has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me<BR><BR>

YEAH!

Just a Fodor-o~~<BR>everywhere I go~~<BR>Everyone knows the part that I'm playing,<BR> When the end comes, they'll know<BR>That I',m just a Fodor-o~~~~~

"Play Monkey for Me"<BR><BR>Look at me, I'm as helpless as a monkey up a tree<BR>And I feel like I'm clinging to a thread I can't understand<BR>I'm a monkey, just holding your hand<BR><BR>Look my way, and a thousand Fodorites begin to play<BR>Or it might be the sound of the censor deleting my thread<BR>I'm a monkey the moment you're near<BR><BR><BR>

If you want me-all you have to do is Fodor-<BR>You know how to Fodor,don't you?<BR>Just pucker your lips and <BR>Flowwwwwwww~

Knock three times on the celing if you Foodooor....

Oh Danny,<BR>You came and you deleted my posts taking<BR>But I sent you away <BR>Oh Danny<BR>And I need you today<BR>Oh Danny.

Kiss the censor goodbye<BR>And point me toward tomorrow<BR>Kiss my a** <BR>the same to you<BR>And I won't forget<BR>what I did for fodors <BR>what i did for fodors<BR>Gone, the monkey thread is gone<BR>But it lingers on<BR>In my memory

Oh Danny Boy-<BR>The monkey's are calling yo<BR>From thread to Thread and down the mountain side.<BR>The jerks are gone and now I'm left calling you.<BR>Oh Danny boy, my Monkey loves you so.

Yesterday, the censor seemed so far away,<BR>But now it looks as though he's here to stay<BR>Oh I believe in monkey threads<BR>Why it had to go I don't know<BR>Danny wouldn't say