jetset, you can bring a blender to the beach? Where do you plug it in? Or are you pulling my leggy?

seetheworld~ Have you been hanging with the Klingons the last few years? I always was up on the best way to stay hydrated and happy. My former trampolina friend from h.s. is in town,(the one with multiple knee replacements).. so I will share what I know before I crank it up:
1. Hamilton Beach-yep, they gots one
2. Oster
3. Salton
Hey, a 12 volt and visions of men bearing chilled grapes can be a gals' best friend on these daze of summer!

So, before this gets out of control, feel free to gimme your best ideas. J.

Here I'm thinkin your sitting ON the beach. Man, I need a drink, lol


Cranberry juice, OJ, and Vodka freeze.

Blend equal parts of each (leave equal up to you) with ice.

Funny how a warm smile and a noisy blender can make instant friends..
Ice ice baby.
You spin me round round baby round round.
I dunno, maybe it's the thong song that brings them running...

stw~ the only laptop I'm using is darling Mr. Man's(wink wink)..

Love the cranberry freeze idea.:)
Reminds me how I once traumatized my conservative "bother-in-law" by telling him it was the official drink of women in sensible shoes...........

BayouGal~ where ya been? come back!

I'm back, although will not be here as often for awhile. I was out of town over the weekend, and working on income taxes now. UGH!! What a nightmare with so much concerning hurricane Katrina.

Hey, when ya gonna get back to the "To BayouGal" thread you created? I been asking you questions, girl! ;-)

Hi Jetset, white merlot with hot dogs or barbecue.

BayouGal~ hey! I assumed you were traveling, entertaining or collecting the feathers for our gtg.
I survived a small trauma, whereby someone in Hawaii made a voodoo doll of me and made it polka dance and jump like a frog.
Then I was given moral support from a posse of chocolate lovers who silently spanked the offender(s) with their love.
It's a tough love army but hey, the strong will live long and prosper.
kslw~ definitely bbq~ margarita shrimp goes better with the svelte. We don't need any high cholesterol victims.
Of course, Rush seems to have all the really good meds. I'll call him,lol.

That is SO funny about Rush!

How did Bob Dole's luggage get on Rush's airplane? :-) ((b))

Were his ratings flacid? :-?

Yeah, let the big galoof talk his way outta this one..."Well,(shuffling papers in a defiant frenzy).. the..the ..liberals planted it, ahem.. swig swig.
"Folks, you know me, c'mon. I thought the bottle said any opinion lasting for more than four hours may result in "boolshoditis". "Besides,(his jowls quivering in ecstacy as he lights another Ms. Moniqua cigar), I will be at guest speaker at an island travel benefit and a judge at the feather wrestling contest with some jetset broad, so I have no time to defend this nonsense. It's simply not on my "shkedyule". Peace out.

I'm sorry. I don't usually get so emotional, but that last one was so good, the nails on my ceiling look like stars.

Kal~ no silly boy, he didn't have the right sleep number dialed in.
muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

jetset~i wish to apologize if i have offended you...the original thread was loserville...i was the loser for counting your numerous and humorous posts, didn't mean to be derogatory...i truly like your posts and keeps me laughing. however, the marilyn post just struck a cord with me as i had an aunt marilyn who died tragically from a botched sex change operation and never got over it. she had the face of herman but beautiful blonde hair, and was the sensible one with a sweater always hanging off her shoulders. instead of standing in for seetheworld, i should have just had another mai-tai but at that point i couldn't stand up let alone stand in. and we don't have voodoo in hawaii, we have menehunes which can manifest themselves in dreams of cane spiders. i've never been spanked with chocolate but sounds interesting. so with this you have my deepest apology and as a loser i will continue to count your posts. Peace?? :)

to Kal~ f yo cn rd ths bkwds, ew gt a prz:
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.pill purple li'l his needs guy the O'course .sake pity's for ,Rush is name his ,Look.

matnihkstym~ I was just about to call the emt's because my wine drip is leaking, when shock of shocks, I caught your post.
I never thought you were being mean, because this mode of therapy is without the human eyeball rolling and inflections that real life conversations allow. Far from, I enjoy a little sparring.
Besides, I could crush you with my rock hard thighs, devoid of cellulite.
And us "last two staters" to make it into the union should be friends, and this is all for fun.
So fuggetaboutit, I shamelessly had to test the waters to see if y'all would call me back for more abuse.
But I don't like your cane spiders all the same. Nosir, I'd rather freak dance with a bear. The other thing I remember is sailing with my Maui condo neighbor one sunny day in 1982.
Suddenly, a sub surfaced and he innocently suggested, "Uh, I think they want you to take your top off". Despite his small briefcase full of libations at the pool everyday, dear Dick and I became estranged. Besides, he was too old for me and that N. H. accent just bugged me.
Luckily, I later met an owner of a large pillow emporium who offered me a job as a fluffer and a small roll in a movie. big Alaskan hugs, J.

what's this I hear about fighting? :(

But gals and guys the convention hasn't even started yet!