Does anyone know how to SMOKE a turkey?
 

If so, where do you put your lips?

:)

You already know, honey.
Get started, the meter's running.

44 magnum oughta git-r-done.

Ha! That's a good one, 8JT8TER
Your screen name is like a license plate.
I give up, what the heck does it mean?
Is it 'something' tater?

You'll need a good supply of rolling papers.

Lee Ann

Ok, TxTravelPro, I'll tell you the story behind 8JT8TER. Years ago I used to hustle pool, I played this one Georgia redneck a lot, took his money a lot, talked trash. He always said I was nuthin but a agitator. The way he pronounced his a's and the fact I played, thus 8JT8TER. I'll never forget that guy, I was probably taking money intended for his wife & kids. People today say I still 8JT8T.

Laugh if you want but I actually have somked turkey in parts. It takes all day but turns out great. I know a guy that does this in a small smokehouse for several dozen people in a small town. They swear by it.

When it comes to Thanksgiving, I'm more of a traditional guy. I make mine on the grill.

and by the way agitator....you must be better with a 44 than most people. I prefer a 12ga.

8JT8TER :))

L8T 5R

Good story 8JT8TER
Sounds like a Jim Croce song!

I always wondered about that one. I had a tag I thought was simple but people would ask. 14GOLF

Years ago I had a old MITSUBISHI pickup. On the tailgate the MITSUBISHI was on with black plastic tape. I took the tape off TS and IS. Had a lot of people ask me about that one. Cops too.

They never taught this in sex ed but I would bet you should put your lips on the body cavity of the bird.

Years ago I remember my grandfather and a neighbor? had a smokehouse. Looked like a outhouse doublewide, all black and sooty, smelled kinda appealing, used a lot of wood (hickory?), and took a couple of days. I heard it was good, but for some reason I couldn't eat it.

smoke with sassafrass, the only way, guys! delish.

I normally use hickory and mesquite. Will sassafrass make my turkey taste like root beer? ((a)) ((b))

I normally use hickory and mesquite. Will sassafrass make my turkey taste like root beer? ((a)) ((b))

will hickory make mine taste like Old Hickory? Yuk!

jor, only if you use a condom.

8JT8TER, I didn't get that one about the Mitsibushi. Splain Lucy, splain.

It was a delicate process taking that factory tape off my MITSUBISHI truck, but I was one, young, determined individual. I had to make a statement. It read: M I__U B__H I

Okay, dense me, I'm still not getting this one.

My-ubee-high?

My, you be high. :D

I quit smoking when I was 20. RE: the smoked Turkey :D

Thanks MizScarlett! I feel stoopid.

Hee-hee!!! Thanks for the laugh, and thanks to Scarlett for explaining...I did not get that one (a bit dense here too...)

Who wants to start the thread for best license plates...my friend has SXCBEAST on her beat up truck....

I quit smoking cigarettes at 30. I'm still smoking turkeys and...

When I was in college I had this school bus yellow Toyota Tercel. My dad kept wanting to get a vanity license plate for it that spelled "YEILD".

ha. ha.

It would have taken me years of therapy to get over that.

easy.. don't elect him President!!

Once knew this gal that lived in my apartment complex. Drove a red, compact Ford. Kept hearing rumors (and noises) about her nocturnal activities. Had a bumper sticker that read:
Every girl needs a little Escort.

Saw this license plate on a van with lots of kids in it: PB4WEGO

I have to admit that my screen name is my license plate.

I really like Don's contribution.

My favorite license plate was on a Porsche Boxster being driven by an obviously divorced woman. It simply said WAS HIS

A couple of years ago, I saw a bumper sticker on a cadillac convertible occupied by two guys who I swear reminded me of the Steve Martin/Dan Akroyd characters on Saturday night live (we were sitting at a traffic signal).

The license plate for this wild and crazy pair was: BRABNDIT. (Bra bandit)

I didn't know whether to gag or laugh.