Does anyone know how to SMOKE a turkey?
 

If so, where do you put your lips?

:)

You already know, honey.
Get started, the meter's running.

44 magnum oughta git-r-done.

Ha! That's a good one, 8JT8TER
Your screen name is like a license plate.
I give up, what the heck does it mean?
Is it 'something' tater?

You'll need a good supply of rolling papers.

Lee Ann

Ok, TxTravelPro, I'll tell you the story behind 8JT8TER. Years ago I used to hustle pool, I played this one Georgia redneck a lot, took his money a lot, talked trash. He always said I was nuthin but a agitator. The way he pronounced his a's and the fact I played, thus 8JT8TER. I'll never forget that guy, I was probably taking money intended for his wife & kids. People today say I still 8JT8T.

Laugh if you want but I actually have somked turkey in parts. It takes all day but turns out great. I know a guy that does this in a small smokehouse for several dozen people in a small town. They swear by it.

When it comes to Thanksgiving, I'm more of a traditional guy. I make mine on the grill.

and by the way agitator....you must be better with a 44 than most people. I prefer a 12ga.

8JT8TER :))

L8T 5R

Good story 8JT8TER
Sounds like a Jim Croce song!

I always wondered about that one. I had a tag I thought was simple but people would ask. 14GOLF

Years ago I had a old MITSUBISHI pickup. On the tailgate the MITSUBISHI was on with black plastic tape. I took the tape off TS and IS. Had a lot of people ask me about that one. Cops too.

They never taught this in sex ed but I would bet you should put your lips on the body cavity of the bird.

Years ago I remember my grandfather and a neighbor? had a smokehouse. Looked like a outhouse doublewide, all black and sooty, smelled kinda appealing, used a lot of wood (hickory?), and took a couple of days. I heard it was good, but for some reason I couldn't eat it.

smoke with sassafrass, the only way, guys! delish.

I normally use hickory and mesquite. Will sassafrass make my turkey taste like root beer? ((a)) ((b))

I normally use hickory and mesquite. Will sassafrass make my turkey taste like root beer? ((a)) ((b))

will hickory make mine taste like Old Hickory? Yuk!

jor, only if you use a condom.

8JT8TER, I didn't get that one about the Mitsibushi. Splain Lucy, splain.