THROG IS DISPLEASED! Earthlings have mocked his mighty wisdom! The edict has been issued: The Earth must be destroyed! Prepare for your Earthly demise! <BR> <BR>Lola, on my planet your name means 'one who sleeps with many cyborg'.

Throg, I beg your mercy. We did not mock you. Or at least, I didn't. Earthlings really are kinda chubby, just like I said. And "Get a Life" is a neighborly Earthling greeting primarily found on travel boards like this one. <BR> <BR>So, if you really are the king of all that is good and righteous (whatever the heck that means), please give me a break and let me live. I would suggest that you limit your fury and wrath to those who dissed you most creatively. I'm thinking you should just abscond with Elvira and call it a day. <BR> <BR>Thank you in advance for your consideration. <BR>

Throg, you have not fooled everyone. That eclipse on Christmas Day was planned long before your emergence from the cocoon, but some poor earthlings will undoubtedly believe it was your wrath. We know it wasn't. It was Grapes's wrath.

...for the poor earthlings: http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclips...2000Dec25.html

ttt

Thank you Cool Whip for topping some of these classic and funny (though sometimes silly) posts. I note that most of the fun posts were started by trolls prior to registration. In my opinion, which I have expressed before, this forum lacks the degree of fun it had prior to registration. I guess we will always have the &quot;old&quot; posts (until they, too, are deleted).

I'm just thankful they didn't ask &quot;What to wear...?&quot;

Thanks for the laugh! This one was before my addiction to this forum so it was new to me. Ah...the good old days...I can't imagine anyone posting Throg's original message under their own name.