Sweetie, one time does not equal "always." Although, around these parts, one trip can turn a few here into an I-know-everything citizen-wanabe.

Furthermore, when it comes to acknowledging certain people on this board, I'm confident the OP prefers third person to avoid a skin rash.

Wow, serial non sequitur!

Some people are just too, too good for the rest of us mediocre folks here. Sweetie. And yet we somehow manage to carry on.

Does anyone remember at the end of the movie "Moonstruck" and the grandfather is crying, and Vincent Gardenia asks him, "Whatsa matter Pop?"

And the old man says, "I'm so confused."

I think the old man in the movie was expressing a more existential confusion than any provoked by footwear.

Not if you have read this thing.

Footwear?