Oh no!! School must be out. and my DH is screaming for his DD!! I am glad to see that impotent strings like this is staying high in the Top 200 countdown on Farders!! Lets keep Drakelaw up sine alot of paopole are prolly wannering about it. Good imfo!! Takk. Here is a new one they say "licky till" meaning something in the Scandinavio paoples butt I dont want the Count Chokla likkying me!! Betty

BillynBetty : You're the worst fake troll I've ever read here. Your misspelling is inconsistent. You've been outed!!

To TripleSecsDaily, why are you making fun os my spelling!! I have tolt every one that the Micro point werks is got a virus and my tipping is horeble!! So just go to the be mean inner net somplace else!! Its not nice to make fun at paeple who do thier best and dont have a lot of time. we runa Bnb and i dont get much breaks and when I do I try to come one hear and help and ask some questions. just the facts and pass it forwart!! And Ps the Trolls in Noway is FAKE!! How can u seem to be mean and egregious (i lokoed that up!!) when we now the TROLLS is just fake like Elvis and Sqatchnotch!! Go to the Bullys r us .web site or some thing because every one else on hear is nice and hepful just do some reading of all my questions!! The marol is DONT bE MEAN!! and pray it forwart!!

This poor imitation really makes me miss the Real Billy & Betty Jones.

I can't figure out if this is someone lamely trying to be a troll, someone who has sniffed too much glue and suffered brain damage, or someone who just went off the meds. Oh wait, it's all three!

And it started before the weekend LOL.

And berfore the full moon, loveitaly!

If BillynBetty's tipping is horrible, good luck expecting any kind of decent customer service.

Just answer the DAM QUeSTIONS and STOP being so STUPIT!! Evey time I try to help peaple has to start talking about my tiping and calling names. Like TROLL. i cant help if english is not my frist languish and never took tpping calsses i have to use one finger. ANd i am tempted to use one finger now to some peaple!! Just shut up and help or get LOST!! Betty

SECURITY!!!!!

Dam questions?
Hoover or Aswan?

What's a Sqatchnotch? Wow, the visuals this bring up are nasty :P

I was waiting for BBJ to let us know that it has no choice but to type with one finger because all the other fingers were amputated after a terrible accident and aren't we terrible for calling attention to it. Of course, it does know how to use the Shift key to capitalize letters without rhyme or reason.

I found it amusing that, in its original post, it spelled "Chocula" correctly but not Dracula (even taking into account the original spelling).

Also, "Farders" for "Fodors"!? I mean, come on, you can see Fodors spelled all over the page as you're typing--even with one partial finger.

"Hello mudder, hello farders..."

AL ((d))

I read "farders" as one who breaks wind.

Maybe BNBJ is able to type, I mean tip, capital letters by pressing the shift with its one remaining tooth.