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Just wondering?

Patrick

Gee, I've traveled all over Europe and I've seen girls in nearly every country I've visited! Good luck!!

Buddy

They werent really girls Patrick - they were Martians from Florida. Be careful on your next trip there. They are DANGEROUS!

Rudy

Patrick, I did better than you. I saw girls in *every* country I visited. The day of the all male country must be gone.

angel

Where to you find girls NOW??

give.me.a

If you're looking for girls does that mean you're a pedophile? I bet women can be found at all of the usual locations.

Buddy

Give me a break - you are an idiot. For at least the last century people idiomatically have referred to women as "girls". What pc cave do you live in. Even Websters defines girl as " a single or married woman of any age". Loosen up.

elvira

nekkid ones?

Buddy

I think I am in love with Elvira. Informative and with a sense of humor too.

redneck

William. Take a look at the thread entitled Must see sights in Paris.
A fellow named Ron started it with a question a while back. Some of the best contributors to this forum gave Ron many valuable pointers. I suggest you read down through the various postings and pay careful attention to the suggestions.

John

Lithuania. Party on.

stirfry

Any tourist destinations where there is sun, sand and hectic nightlife, my friend. German and Scandinavian girls are the easiest targets for a bronzed young Adonis like yourself.

bubba

Thanks for the tips Yall! Looks like I'm gonna be travlin quite a bit starting next year. It's been awhile. My significant other, is seeking political asylum (so-to-speak) in New York state next year and I'll be on my own for the first time in years. Anyone know where to find girls in Bangkok? I'm thinking of starting out there.

angel

Bubba -- Don't forget the recent proverb:

Man sideways in airport turnstile going to Bangkok.

cherie

Im not as good at proverbs but you could try the lingerie counter at any department store......

stirfry

William alias Bill! I thought you started out in the oval office or at least the broom cupboard out back. Didn't you later refer to the girl as 'that woman'?

gonow

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog.

The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a
condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will
get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will
flock to". The woman replied, "That will be OK because I will be the most
beautiful woman in the world and he will only have eyes for me."

So KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he
will be 10 times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be OK
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world.

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a
mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.

Bubba

I really did'nt have sex with that woman! While it might have resembled sex, it shure was a far sight different from what I know as sex.

Carole

PLEASE..... This isn't Lonely Planet!

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