Where are the best Topless Beaches?

Old Sep 10th, 2000, 05:55 PM
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Where are the best Topless Beaches?

And by this I mean the Quality of what's on display.
I don't want to find myself on a beach full of old German women with shaggy armpits, hairy legs and figures like a beached Beluga whales.
Where's the Real Quality?
Old Sep 10th, 2000, 05:59 PM
Mme Kraut
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You are an insensitive person, Homer.
If I choose to let my body hair blow in the wind it is because it makes me feel beautiful. Not because I want to make you salivate on me.
By the way, as someone who also appreciates half-naked, firm, nubile female bodies I recommend the beaches 3 hours SE of Nice.
Old Sep 12th, 2000, 01:24 PM
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And just what is it that you have to offer that deserves this quality?
Old Sep 12th, 2000, 01:28 PM
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At whatever beach you're not on.
Old Sep 12th, 2000, 02:03 PM
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go homer go i agee 1000%
Old Sep 12th, 2000, 03:07 PM
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If it's quality you want, then buy a porno, it's airbrushed, fine looking and costs a heck of a lot less then a plane ticket.. silly man.
Old Sep 12th, 2000, 03:47 PM
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Trouble is with all those beaches is that a lot of them puppies have been sunning for a lot of years. You can really see what Mother Nature does to a sun worshipper. It ain't pretty. You will have to sort through the tired ones to get to the young ones that will in turn look bad in a few years. The poster above is correct. Nude, topless beaches are not as good as they are advertised. Buy the porno and save your money.
Old Sep 12th, 2000, 05:54 PM
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You "folks" have missed the point on topless beaches...and why people in Europe go topless...and it ain't for someone like HOMER, who probably wears black socks, sandles, Bermuda shorts, T-shirt, sleeves rolled up, Camel cigarettes in the sleeve! to GAWK AT!!! (one who "Stares rudely or stupidly!")

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...and Homer, you just don't get it, do you???
Old Sep 12th, 2000, 06:09 PM
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Rick Steves has a section on his website devoted to just this subject. Here is the URL = http://www.ricksteves.com/graffiti/index.htm

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