Johnny Wadd

end of message. (remember to speak slowly and don't say my real name. It's my $3.95 a minute, afterall.)

Whatsurproblem

I thought elementary school started for the fall already?? I guess this one must be homeschooled....

How lame.

ILIKEIT

Ah, satire. I guess my answer, lest your motives are indeed perverse rather than a form of social commentary, would be: a heavy winter coat and big baggy sweat pants.

what's the difference

A Smile.

hee

i am wearing my dog's saliva.

GG

A skirt made of dried weeds from my yard, mephistos, my doberman's spiked dog collar, some super-cute dangly earrings I crafted from little bars of soap (I donate them to homeless shelters too). Oh yes, and my around-the-tummy money pouch. This is my regular get-up; some say I look silly or pretentious, but my wife doesn't think so.

What

A washcloth. A big one.

I'mAregular

My well-worn night shirt that I plan to take with me to Europe in a couple of months and will throw away before I return home so my luggage will be slightly lighter!

metoo

My flashy pink jumpsuit that was quite useful on my recent trip to France.

foo-foo Larue

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PANTIES !!! I'm dancing around my living room with nothing but panties on my head ---- WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Imagine

I am sitting here at my computer with nothing but the light glaring on my naked body, feeling so connected to y'all that it makes me feel all a-glow, a-glimmering shimmering sheen of travel rapture that I am so glad to share . So ask me anything of where I've been and what I know. I've got the patio out the window and the garden and the weeds-a-growing in the back yard. Sometimes I dress myself in the weeds and dance around the house, imagining that I am on some island with a pack of natives. But alas, the island of Fodor is all I know and you are my people. So dance with me and describe your native garb.

molemamma

As an unmolted mole still wearing last year's epidermis. I must say I'm quite shapely nevertheless. Dream on!

007

I'm wearing sleeves -- in case I end up in an Italian church. Crinkly pink pants, bright-white sneakers to follow....

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UP!

Buyer

White Running shoes and ATTITUDE!!!!!

lovelyand

"I'm with Stupid ->" tshirt and jeans still damp from two night's ago rinsing out in a sink, black socks and Mephisto sandals. Gutted beanie baby for a purse.

chichi

all black, doesn't everyone?

007

Lovely and Practical: Wherever did you get the Beanie Baby purse?? Did you really gut it yourself?

Deja vu

Thongs and a thong. You know, the ones that slap against your feet and make that annoying sound. The thongs not the thong.

warmreekinrich

Wait while I check under my kilt. Ach, aye! Haggis in a tube!