...and kookeyburreys sit in old gum trees and laugh at you and people bowl with little people

And deadly trees (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides)

and huge crocodiles

and poisonous molluscs !

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cone_snail

and deadly Octopi

but aprt from that .......

And venomous duck billed platypuseseseseses.

No wonder all the aussies come and live in shepherds bush.

I'm afraid of toilets where the water swirls the 'wrong' way.

You'll need a decent "Flachspüler". There's only one way, down.

And so far no ones mentioned the most terrifying thing in Australia.

The meat pie floater:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie_floater

More scary than bum biting spiders.