[email protected] <BR> <BR>Hi Michelle, <BR> <BR>I see that your initial question was posted on 3/24 and I hope this message doesn't come too late. <BR>I am French and I lived in Paris for 10 years. I will not be able to tell you how to get to your hotel from the airport in the most efficient way. I thought the bus or the RER were the best way to go but I don't have the details that other repliers seem to know. Nor will I have any knowledge of what the prices are on perfume, compared to New York, and I've seldom had to rent a hotel room there. But on top of having worked in a Parisian hotel before, I have been a (unofficial) guide to many people in Paris and I, myself, came from the provinces, had all those dreams about places to see in the French capital, had to find my way, and was shocked, at first, by the Parisians' rudeness. In short I can offer the knowledge of an insider and the point of view of a seasoned tourist as far as the best places to see. <BR> <BR>Why do they seem so unfriendly? <BR>The Parisian are "assaulted" all day by all types of sollicitations, questions, tensions, agressive advertising, crowds that don't let you get through in the metro, etc. If you lived in Paris through one whole year you would understand pretty well why they are the way they are. The Parisian's mood is typically at its lowest point after the holiday season, when the sky is gray almost every day, the snow arrives with its mud, the cold doesn't go away, the joy of the holiday is behind you, you must take the same overcrowded metro every morning -- you sometimes can't get into the first or second train -- and you are not getting out of it all for another three months! <BR>But fortunately, things get better in the spring with the sun's arrival and the mood is at its brightest in the summer. The very best month to be in Paris is by far August since most Parisians are on vacation. The salespeople in the department stores are mostly sweet, devoted students; the Parisians who stay -- owners of boulangeries, épiceries, hôtels, restaurants,... -- are "on vacation" too since the constant pressure went away with the crowd. <BR>If you realize that Parisians are the way they are with everybody and not only with Americans, you'll find it easier to cope with. The way to avoid it? Be very assertive and quick when you ask for something and they will respect you. And get out of the way on the road, if you decide to drive in Paris, or at the cash register of a supermarket, once you have paid -- you have to bag your own groceries and products in every store. What few foreigners know is that the huge bunch of five-hundred-franc bills pulled out of the pocket or the loud tone when tourists speak to each other is more annoying to the Parisian than the fact that they don't speak French. French people, at least in those areas, like subtlety. Nevertheless the idea that speaking a few words of French -- or the language of the country you are visiting, in general -- makes the native want to help you more is always true. The same is true if you visit Greece. <BR>Also, the outfit is very important in Paris. Dress as much as possible like the autochton. No bermudas, shorts, or baseball hats, no camera hanging at your neck or they will "smell" you a mile away; only (American) tourists dress that way. <BR> <BR>How to see the best <BR>A weekly guide to buy as soon as you arrive in Paris is the "Officiel des Spectacles". Its price must be around FF5 now and you learn about all the shows of the week including theater, movies, concerts, trade shows, exhibitions, on top of the all-year-long places like the museums and monuments you shouldn't miss. The bateaux mouches will be in it as well as the hours and prices to visit the Eiffel Tower (Tour Eiffel [Ehfell]), the Arc de Triomphe, or anything you wish to see. <BR>You will probably want to go to the top of the Eiffel Tower but the best viewpoint over Paris is on top of the Tour Montparnasse, much closer to the center of the city. Choose a rather clear night and at any time in the year, TAKE A SWEATER WITH YOU -- always windy. But it's the most beautiful sight and it will make your evening unforgettable. Notre-Dame, the Arc de Triomphe, Montmartre, the Place de la Concorde, the Champs Elysées, and of course... the Eiffel Tour are at your feet; everything seems a lot closer than it really is from up there. A day-time visit is much less "magical". Get in line downstairs one hour before closing time in the summer and be ready for a very fast elevator ride (your ears will remind you). <BR> <BR>What you absolutely want to see (everything!) <BR>The best Bateaux Mouches for a first ride are found at the foot of the Eiffel Tour. If you are facing the Eiffel Tower from the bridge, it's just after the bridge on the left handside. You will have to go down some large steps and the entrance will be in front of you. The most magical rides are the night visits. There you embark on a rich historical visit of the City of Lights featuring the love story of Chopin and George Sand (French writer), of the French Academy and its founder, or the early city of Paris when the bridges where made of wood and were toll gates. You will see thirty bridges and many famous buildings, all linked to a part of French history. It's customary to leave a tip for the hostess when you get off. During the day, it will be a good idea to go back to and admire the most beautiful bridge in Paris -- le Pont Alexandre III, near the Grand Palais and the Petit Palais, off the Champs Elysées (the name comes from Greek mythology and means "Paradise"), the most expensive avenue in Paris and one of the longest avenues in the world. It starts at the "Arc de Triomphe" -- Napoleon had it built and wrote on it the names of all its generals -- and ends, after a walk along lovely gardens, at the "Place de la Concorde". There you can see the obelisc that Napoleon brought back from Louqsor during his Egypt campaign, the National Assembly (equivalent to the American Congress) and the Hotel Crillon where stars like Micheal Jackson, President Clinton and many others stay when they come to Paris. Less known by tourists but very famous among French people, the Madeleine church -- which looks like a Greek Temple -- is also visible from this large square. <BR> <BR>Do you know that you can take the boat-bus with a regular bus or metro ticket (there's only one kind of ticket for all transportation in Paris) and go along the river Seine for the price of a single ride? Ask at a window in the Metro. Also when you don't know your way in Paris, find the closest Metro entrance and ask at the window. They will pull out their map of Paris and tell you how to get there. Very often you can take the map with you. Although be tactful -- avoid a very crowded window where 20 people will be waiting behind you. Their job is primarily to sell tickets. Don't be afraid to ask the second person behind the closed window. They will understand that you're only looking for a street and will appreciate that you are trying not to block other users' way. <BR> <BR>The best flea markets to which the Parisians go on weekends are around Paris, at the "gates" (portes) as they call them -- Porte de St Ouen/Porte de Clignancourt, Porte de Vanves,... You'll find the information necessary in the Officiel des Spectacles that I already mentioned. <BR> <BR>If you visit the Louvre, you can't miss the Louvre's famous pyramids. They created great controversy in the late 80's and every Parisian and French person knows about them. They were built under Mitterand, some say by the Masonists, and the biggest of them is made of 666 individual windows! Few people know this. <BR>During the centuries that have elapsed since the foundation of Paris many, now forgotten, buildings have existed that were destroyed in order build something new over them. Because of this, you can find, in the Parisian ground, many layers of ruins that spell the history of Paris. In the late 80's the foundations of the oldest construction in the Louvre perimeter was discovered and can now be visited. You don't want to miss these stones, full of so much meaning and history. <BR>Also don't miss the "colonnes de Buren", not far from the Louvre (ask in a shop or at the Louvre how to get there). They are black and white decorative, partial columns and were also criticized and praised by many in the lates 80's. <BR> <BR>If you want to buy new CD's or cassette tapes, or buy any concert tickets, do what all Parisians do -- go to the FNAC! A enormous department store devoted the pleasure of your ears and eyes. The best prices too. There are many FNAC stores all over Paris. Another good store for music is the Virgin Megastore on the Champs Elysées, open until midnight, with a Prisunic -- small supermarché -- nearby, also open until midnight. Excellent Pizzerias and movie theaters in the same area and many charming patios called "Galeries". The Champs Elysées are the place to have fun in the heart of Paris. <BR> <BR>Some of the best Parisian parcs: Monceau, Montsouris. And please, please do go to the "Ile St Louis" and take a walk along the Seine with all the Parisian lovers. The island itself is a historically rich, peaceful area with almost a classical concert every night in the churches around. <BR> <BR>Don't miss the Musée Grévin des Halles, a fantastic wax museum where you are taken automatically (no human interaction) with a few other visitors through a street of Paris at the beginning of the century. You will see the men and women who shaped the history of the city and of France in the early 1900's. A show with lights and sound. It's worth your time and money! <BR> <BR>I could speak about Paris and give you tips for hours but I have to stop. If you need any particular information, let me know. <BR> <BR>Have a nice visit in one of the most fabulous cities in the world -- where I won't be able to go for a while, unfortunately. Say Hello to Paris for me, please. Thank you. <BR> <BR>Sincerely, <BR>