The final (and I mean final!) word on Rex
 

Look, people. Here's the deal: <BR> <BR>1. Some people like Rex. <BR> <BR>2. Some people don't like Rex. <BR> <BR>3. No matter how mean and ruthless you are to Rex, he will never, ever stop posting on this board. He has to post, don't you see? Fish gotta swim. Bees gotta buzz. Rexes gotta post. <BR> <BR>4. All the venom directed toward Rex is, in a weird way, a good thing for the board. People used to take potshots at others on the board. Elvira, Neal, Sally, Bob the Navigator, Ed and Julie, etc. No more. Now people only fire at Rex. So in a way, Rex is taking it up the shorts for the team. <BR> <BR>5. The only thing that will make him chill is to never, ever post the word Rex on the board again. Henceforth, you will never see me type [that word] again. <BR> <BR>Goodbye, [that word].

ENOUGH!!! Aren't there enough Rex threads to chose from without creating another??? Let is rest guys! <BR> <BR>This is my only and final (and I also mean FINAL) comment in the Rex forum.

Did you know that "That Word" means King in Latin?

Look, people. Here's the deal: <BR> <BR>1. Most people don't like Rex. <BR> <BR>2. No matter how mean and ruthless Rex is to you, you will never, ever stop posting on this board. If Rex can post, so can you. <BR> <BR>4. All the venom Rex directs, in a weird way, is a good thing for the board. Look at the post in which he posed as Fodor's editors, it had dozens of responses! He made a laughing stock out of all the Fodorites by duping them! Now everyone's confidence is shaken and they don't know what to think. It's a GOOD thing. <BR> <BR> <BR>5. The only thing that will make him chill is to be stored in morgue.

Dear Here: <BR> <BR>Very good enumeration skills. <BR> <BR>And tons of kind and encouraging thoughts... <BR> <BR>Best wishes, <BR> <BR>Rex <BR>

Dear Rex: <BR> <BR>Very good defecation skills. <BR> <BR>And tons of ripe and regular bowl movements... <BR> <BR>Best Pisses, <BR> <BR>Sex <BR> <BR> <BR>

Tagging this thread for removal tomorrow, for the obvious reasons. <BR> <BR>Aisling Brennan <BR>Senior Producer <BR> <BR>David Downing <BR>Associate Editor <BR>

Wonder what the penalty is for continued impersonation of site editors? <BR> <BR>Rex Aisling Brennan <BR>Senior Producer <BR> <BR>Rex David Downing <BR>Associate Editor <BR> <BR> <BR>

Removal of any such threads, based on the experience of this morning. <BR>

Somehow I think that the real Fodor's editors: <BR> <BR>1) Wouldn't be working at almost 10 pm New York time. <BR>2) Could spell their e-mail address correctly. <BR>3) (Probably) could get a thread deleted immediately.

As we say in Macedonian: Vazhi! [That is -- agreed!]