I love you guys!

BrimhamRocks~((L)) ((K))

you are getting sleepy, very sleepy!!!

Will I be tired after an all-night flight? ((b))

What are the must-see posts on this board?
You can't miss Talented Postings!
Be sure to wear your Eccos or Mephistos while viewing it, but not your white trainers or ballcap...

Your eyelids are getting heavy

So a traveling trapeze artist walks into a bar.....

I saw a talented posting in 1978. Gee, it's still relevant, isn't it?

I just farted.

Are fanny packs still "in"?

Can I rent a car with automatic when I get there, or is it still stuck in last century? And will my big-city dress and demeanor put off the locals as I try to talk with them about varied and interesting topics while they are eating?

Should I bring my own snorkel gear?

Are the locals very stupid in the Twilight Zone? Will I be able to hire an AUTOMATIC or will I be forced to drive a manual? Please answer SOON.... I feel myself going into PANIC MODE! HELP...............

help........ just thought of another huge problem......... do they have Mc Donalds or will my poor children have to eat the local specialities?

If I buy sex toys in Amsterdam will customs take them away?

Is it more polite to apologize for passing gas in a crowded space or just hit and run?

56!

Where can I find AUTHENTIC French tacos in Paris? How about those little pickles... what are they called???... Carnations?

I'm going somewhere next year. What are the Must Sees?

LOL = lord of loonies

ROFL = ralfing on friend's linoleum