......It's never a good policy to assign much credence to an Englishperson having a grumble: there's one alleged such plonker regularly turning up on this forum, for example, with illiterate stream of consciousness whinges that tell us more about her teenage angst than the real world........

I didn't know that Poncinabout was female.
Anyway, isn't he/she supposed to be Seppo/German>

Read my lips:

"...much credence to an Englishperson having a grumble: there's one <b> alleged </b> such plonker"

I’m pretty sure that wankinlikeasafariparkchimp is a bloke. A German bloke.

I'd be surprised too if piginapoke is a girly. To be fair there are a number few Seppo female mentalists but our UK lasses seem a pretty sane bunch. I also think he's British, a trolling arse but one of our trolling arses.

oops replace few with of

I think he might be <i>naturalised</i> British but originally German/Danish or possibly Dutch who's either lived and worked or been educated in the Sates for a number of years.

Maybe a scion of a diplomat?