Silly thought for the day
 

Do not anger Dragons, for you are crunchy and go well with Brie.

Keep your nose to the wind, your eyes on the horizon, and your thoughts on the future.

But then, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh eh?

May your home be safe from tigers(an old Indian good luck wish)

<BR>Two wrongs do not make a right;but two Wrights made an airplane!!<BR><BR><BR><BR>Wherever you go----there you are!!

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Cow silent like wind<BR>But where is my smiling shoe<BR>Sky tickled by frogs<BR>

And 3 rights make a left!

Don't trust someone who only has nice things to say

keep in touch with yourself!<BR><BR>US

There's an ass for every seat!!!

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

History.... it's just one damn thing after another.

2 Favorites<BR><BR>Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!<BR><BR>If at first you don't succeed, remove any evidence you ever tried.

Apples make cider, but Pears make soap.<BR><BR>(Not sure if that will be understood outside the UK!)

<BR><BR>Success has many parents, failure howver is an orphan

Not mine - just passing on the OFFICE wisdom<BR><BR>There are 10 types of people in this world... Ones that understand binary and the ones that don't.<BR><BR>Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability<BR><BR>If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes - make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast<BR><BR>Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day... Teach a man to fish and he will sit in boat drinking beer. You decide<BR><BR>It is ALWAYS a bad idea to ask a large man how much his mother charge?<BR><BR>You don't have to be mad to work here, in fact we ask you to complete a medical questionnaire to ensure that you are not.<BR><BR>If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked<BR>

My favorite Murphy's Law: <BR><BR>It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised.

Never wrestle with a pig.<BR>You both get dirty.<BR>The pig likes it.

In order to keep this travel related,<BR><BR> A journey of 1000 miles begins with a single stumble.<BR><BR>Beatchick, I tried making three rights. They didn't make a left. What did I do wrong?

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't.

Translated from the Russian: Work is not like a bear: it will not run away into the forest.<BR><BR>(It's an interesting cultural &quot;Rorshach&quot; test to see what people think that actually means.)

Some more travel related:<BR><BR>Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food. <BR><BR>If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack! <BR><BR>If you stumble over a good price for a vacation you will have a good trip. <BR><BR>Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine<BR><BR>I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

Some days you're the bug, other days you're the windshield.<BR><BR>There are only two ways to argue with a woman - neither works.

My Dad's favorite:<BR><BR>You have to be smarter than the knob to get past the door.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.<BR><BR>When my ship comes in, with my luck I'll be at the airport.<BR><BR>To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer.

Ira, I'm not sure, but it's something my kids quote:<BR><BR> &quot;2 wrongs don't make a right, but 2 Wrights make an airplane, and 3 rights make a left!&quot;. : D<BR><BR>And you're right, you just actually end up somewhere behind you, dependent upon the length travelled before each right. But if you go almost trapezoidal, you could make a left eventually.

If I could get others to walk just one mile in my shoes... I'd have to walk a mile barefoot to get them back.<BR><BR>And I'm convinced I would go better with Parmasan.