Ronaldinho
 

I was wondering how I could get Ronaldinho's autograph. I am going to be watching one of his matches in Barcelona. Should i come early?
Thanks,
Nick

I don't think there's a chance on earth of getting anywhere near the players at a match. Your best bet is to go to a practice session or someplace like that, where there aren't 50,000 people trying to get at him -- half of them with something nastier than an autograph in mind!

First, I doubt if you can get one without paying. Secondly, you may never have the opportunity to get close to the man.

I suggest writing the soccer club and asking for one to be sent to you.

Trying to get one of those signatures is like trying to get one from Dick Cheney.

I'd never want Cheney's autograph.

Not even on his Halliburton bonus check?

Bordering on being a troll. . . I'll bite though.

You can buy autographed items at the Camp Nou store and you will find stuff at the games.

You will not be able to get one from him personally.

Two bad you didn't ask me for this autograph a couple years back. I happened to stand next to Ronaldinho for close to ten minutes, talking to him (in Portuguese, of course), while we waited to go through customs at Bajadas Airport, in Madrid...

In the store at Camp Nou or from ebay.

Barca have occasional open training sessions where the players are available to sign stuff and meet fans.

You'd get details on their website, but you'd need to speak spanish better than me!

Alternatively if you are nubile pole dancer.........