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You know, in all seriousness, someone should invent "nose armor". Really. No, really. For all the nonsmokers out there to use when they are in Europe. Maybe have a couple of flaps on the front that one could flip up when not in a smoking environment, and then, click, click, flip them back down when needed. Yeah, nose armor. That would be an instant best seller. Or for use on a plane when seated next to an overripe person...

Then I think there should be EAR ARMOR!<BR>For the obvious reasons.

And that would more properly be called "earmor".

What about when you just can't stand the sight of one more of those tourists with cameras? would you need<BR>EYEMOR?

As long as my amour is there, I need no more!

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To the undergarment issue: Marks and Sparks have the dinkiest stainless steel wonderbras.