Need advice for my honeymoon.

Old Mar 20th, 2000, 01:00 PM
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Need advice for my honeymoon.

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Old Mar 20th, 2000, 03:33 PM
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First, be sure you have protection. Second, get her drunk - you'll look better to her. Third, turn down the lights (see number 2). Fourth, play romantic music. Fifth, be sure she signs a pre-nuptial agreement. You'll thank me later.
Old Mar 21st, 2000, 09:28 AM
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Take her to Greece!!!
Old Mar 21st, 2000, 09:44 AM
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Sixth (and seventh): Shave every time she asks you to.

And every place.
Old Mar 21st, 2000, 10:01 AM
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Wrong. Shave BEFORE she asks.

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