I thought it might be a posh non-league outfit like Stockport County or Droylesden (wink)!

No, second favourite is FC United of Manchester.

"Obviously a ManUre fan"

They are a dying breed. They used to live in Kensington or South Korea. Unfortunately after last season, those fans are wearing Real Madrid tops.

Most of the residents of Salford are too busy touring the BMW dealers on Saturday afternoon, trying to decide which model to buy with their Mobility Allowance, to have time to make it down to Old Trafford.

Convertible or not tough choice!