Will a Dingo eat my baby?


Thingorjus

too funny!!!! and sad...'cause most of those are true!!!

My passport expires in two months and I'm going to Europe next month for two weeks, can I wait until I return to renew?

-- My six ounce bottle of moisturizer is half gone, so it's only three ounces, will it pass security?

--Or any other questions that can be answered on a government website.

something like:

" our first trip to Europe. We have 10 days and wish to see Paris, London and Rome. Can you suggest a few DAY TRIPS"!

I'm going to _____. What is the best way to exchange money?

DH and I are retiring next year and want to go live in Europe for a few years. We've never been there but we've been looking at books and the internet and getting very excited about it. What country do you all think we should move to?

If we took away all these questions, there would be very little left here!

And let's not forget the people who seem to make it a lifelong goal of trying to be a first responder to answer every question on ______. Apparently there is some type of prize given for this.

fun thread GSteed, thanks for starting it

the "Ring Scam"

"has anyone stayed at _____ Hotel?"

It takes all I've got to keep myself from responding..."I'm sure a lot of people have!" :)

"Has anyone ever been to xxx?"

That always makes me laugh as I'm pretty sure SOMEone has been pretty much everywhere.

Is Italy worth it?????

Plan my itinerary.

whether to pack a lunch using the food from the hotel breakfast buffet

I have been backpacking around Europe for a couple of months, and want to stay here for the rest of the year. I learned yesterday that my visa only lets me spend 90 days in 'Schengen' (whatever that is!)
1* Can I leave 'Schengen' for a couple of days and then re-enter for another 90?
2* If I stay longer than 90 days, what will happen to me?
3* How can I get an extension of my visa while I remain in Europe? (Don't tell me it can't be done, because that will make me really angry, and force me to ask lots more dopey questions!)

This is our first time to Paris. Can anyone recommend a place for good American breakfasts?
Where are the nearest Starbucks? and McDonalds?
We aren't pickey eaters but hubby will only eat beef, Idaho beef. Any great steakhouses in Paris for a huge porterhouse?
BTW - where is the Holiday Inn Eiffel Tower?

If I wear tight jeans will my muffin top show?

I don't want to look like an ugly American. Help me please.

Unfortunately SeaUrchin, the muffin top phenomenon has spread to many parts of Europe.

How do I deal with the rude Parisians?

Invasion of the Muffin Tops, coming to your country soon.

do ....... like Americans?