he should try whistling instead!

Seeing that our beautiful lass in the red dress was wearing her giant leopard print ear muffs, she did not...

care about Fodor's fashion police and wore her White Sneakers..Sacre Bleu ..What a gaffe..

And she had a leopard print fanny pack to match her ear muffs.

And as he reached for her fanny (pack) he fell spreadeagled and floppy and she looked down at him and said

You had too much wine last night..