Ladies! How about a life in Cumbria...?
 

I read this in the Mewtro this morning. In what possible way is Cumbria the 'Ibiza of the North???'

No onder they can't find girlfriends, these guys are seriously out of touch.

The Mewtro - is that all the mews that's fit to print?

(Sorry, couldn't resist).

It's Hilarious and great to see enterprising guts. Ibiza of the norht I doubt but having never been there I think it mat be like a disco in Leitrim (Ireland) on a saturday night :-). At least they are not sitting around waiting for something to happen!

Hmm, I could do my own version of Jerry Hall's "Kept" here.