No there are children at every roadside selling bags of water. Ice is impossible to find, however.

High speed internet connections AND deep fried pizza.

That's what I call culture.

Bring your own loo paper - in Scotland all loo paper is made from newspapers discarded by rich tourists (locals been poor and illiterate)

Ice is universally available in Scotland.

Simply scrape it off the inside of any window.

You will find a useful source of both heat and light by making sure your hotel room has a view of the local wicker man.

But where do you find a virgin in Edinburgh?

Easter Road?

Hey, Gilthoniel. Bet you're glad you asked....