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Mork Jul 26th, 2002 04:34 AM

Hostility towards Orks On Earth?
 
I am Mork from Ork and I plan to visit Earth on my next holiday. I have heard that Earthlings do not like Orks? Is that true? How safe is it for Orks? How should I dress so that I look like an Earthling and do not stand out.<BR><BR>Thank you<BR>Mork

Uncle Sam Jul 26th, 2002 04:38 AM

A lot, I hear that even Mindy is PO'd at you!<BR><BR>US

NYGirl Jul 26th, 2002 04:41 AM

Oh Mork,Orks are soooooo out this season in NYC!<BR>You might try going to the Ozrks,that looks similar to Ork.<BR>wherever you go,be sure to wear a leisure suit and sneakers,and a fanny pack.Do Orks have fannies?

Mindy Jul 26th, 2002 05:37 AM

I always thought you were a dork, Mork.

killingemall Jul 26th, 2002 05:46 AM

Yes, Orks or Orcs are despised on Earth, that is why the most popular movies for the next 3 years will be based on the wholesale slaughter of Orcs / Orks.

ameriork Jul 26th, 2002 05:51 AM

I'm an American-Ork. Will people be able to tell that I'm an Ork? I'm scared that people will assume I'm from Ork even though I'm American.

nnn Jul 26th, 2002 05:57 AM

See earthlings hate orks because their leader likes to start wars and their spaceship force isn't very accurate at dropping bombs on enemy aliens.

Jason Jul 26th, 2002 06:04 AM

those poor earthlings need orks because orks pay for everything and allow retarded earthling kids to study on ork. If it were not for orks, earthlings would continue to live in caves and eat dirt.

John Borman Jul 26th, 2002 07:19 AM

Mr. Mork, Hal told me earths not cool now. Dont bother. With all the fighting, global warming and that asteroid in 2019, earths just not like it used to be. To bad, Paris was great in the spring.


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