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HELP ME! I just got up, I'm naked, what should I wear?

HELP ME! I just got up, I'm naked, what should I wear?

May 18th, 2001, 11:34 AM
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How about a dfjh? I understand they're all the rage in another thread. :~)
May 18th, 2001, 11:48 AM
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We definately need more input here to make the best suggestions. Please tell us more and perhaps we can help.
1. have you ever been naked before?
2. do you have a clothing budget in mind
3. how long do you plan to be out?
4. is driving a car in this scenario ?
5. what is your general style of dress?

I have planned more than 60 customized wardrobes to cover nakedness in the past. Holler if you need more details.
May 18th, 2001, 11:48 AM
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why would a chipmunk wear leather fireplace gloves?
May 18th, 2001, 11:51 AM
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I too have need for dressing!!
I too have garbage that needs to be taken out!!!
And, I too need Groceries!!!!
Let's get together. We could get matching outfits (or at least pins), start our own discussion forum and help others that wake up in the same condition.

May 18th, 2001, 11:54 AM
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And what did you have on Nancy????
May 18th, 2001, 12:14 PM
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I think all of you are missing the big picture! If "needs help" is naked, where the hell, is he/she/it going to stick that all-important fodor pin! How will other naked people taking out the garbage know that he/she/it is a fellow fodorite? I mean, we are talking serious pain here, people. In more ways than one.

Maybe they can make a Fodors pin with velcro for those who are cover-up impaired. If not, the Fodors website might be setting themselves up for a lawsuit. Either by people claiming they have been dicriminated against as they are naked and are not able to wear the Fodors pin or others claiming damages when they stuck the pin into bare parts of their anatomy when trying to attach it while exercising their constitutional right to take out the garbage in the altogether.

Fodors, you need to attach a diclaimer like "Do not operate while naked" or "Insert only into clothing"
May 18th, 2001, 12:49 PM
Jean Valjean
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If you have a need for dressing, I would definitely recommend Kraft's "Thousand Island".
May 18th, 2001, 01:11 PM
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Suggestion: Take out the garbage before you get dressed and then you will be able to tell what the weather is like and therefore what attire you will need to walk the dog and to buy groceries.
May 18th, 2001, 02:31 PM
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whatever you do dont bend over the frozen foos section for long or you will freeze your knockers off
May 18th, 2001, 04:07 PM
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Those are FIGHTING words, pal!
Hail to us victors,
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