HELP DO I NEED A PASSPORT
 

My handlers tell me that I have to go to Canada for some sort of conference. I am really worried about this and have several questions: <BR> <BR>1. Do I need a passport to go to Canada <BR>2. Is it true that they speak French there <BR>3. If they do, why <BR>4. IS Canada close to China <BR>5. If so, can I go on over to China and get the airplane back <BR>6. Why do they speak French in Canada <BR>7. I hear they have the Queen of England plastered all over their money <BR>8. If so, why is that? Is she the Queen of Canada or just England <BR>9. Do all the people in Canada live in igloos <BR>10. I hear the bacon is real good there is this right <BR>11. Should I take a heavy coat <BR>12. Why do the Canadians play hockey instead of baseball <BR>12. Why do the Canadians think I am dumb <BR>13. And, finally, how is your stock portfolio doing these days <BR> <BR>Thanks for the answers <BR>Dubya

I used to think that "Lost in Space" referred to either an old TV series or a modern film about the Robinson's who essentially were trying to get from point "A" to point "B". I now realize that the term actually refers to idiots like yourself. <BR> <BR>Please punch out and give the gene pool a big lift.

I expect the Canadians think you are dumb because you ARE dumb. Stupid is as stupid does Georgie, and you are the supreme doer.

Bite me, Bill, you lousy back-stabbing Ho-hopper!

Good Lord, Dubya! The Queen is not the Queen of England or the Queen of Canada. She is the Queen of French. <BR> <BR>Jeez!