maybe a type Gary Sickendork?

Isn't Gary Sechendorf the primary programmer for Healthcare.gov?

He may be the new, or even the same as Dobby the Turtle.

Dear old Dobby, I rather miss him. [or her].

Probably some syndicated travel writer expecting us to come up with his material.

God help him.

We can tell him about tipping chambermaids using chip and PIN cards.