French translation, please?
 

I am going to Paris in a couple of weeks and I don't speak a lick of French. I'm not really worried except for the fact that I might need to get some Preperation H over there as I'm almost out. This probably sounds crazy, but I use it on my hands. It is the best handcream I've ever used. I need to know what prep h is called in French or at least a comparable French brand. Thanks.

iii! Just put your hands in the bidet and flush away. It's as good as prep H any day!

hi<BR><BR>its probably easier to takke enough to last the 2 weeks<BR><BR>peter<BR>

La Preparation H (pronounced ash).<BR><BR>Be sure to ask for it at Catherine.

Either you're a troll or stupid....or both. Have you thought of just bringing any extra tube or two of the stuff?

Dearest Clara,<BR><BR>I am so glad that you asked this question. I myself will be headed to Paris withour knowing a lick of Franch, but I must be able to find Prep H to use on my bunions. It works like a dream. I have been told that there is a little drug store on Rue Cler called Vallarieloyds, and they sell it in bulk. You will be able to purchase as much as you need, you crazy koot.<BR><BR>God Bless,<BR>Lucille

This may sound corny but, I'll bite. Should I try it on my corn?