Jimbo,

<i>I recently visited LA, San Francisco and NY and it was only as I was leaving for London that I realised a wasted opportunity, that of asking my Fodorite chums what I should have been wearing.</i>

For next time, so you won't feel out of place, the correct answers, in order, were:

- UV correcting designer sunglasses and $200 per bottle conditioner
- Animal friendly retro tie-dyed wear
- A &quot;get out of my way&quot; focus on the sidewalk ahead of you.

Hey Clifton

You do the good folks of San Francisco a disservice! They were as nice as anyone I'd met on my way round the world. Their dress sense was, how would one put it, unusual, but then who am I to comment on it?!!

Come you victims of fashion crimes, tell me more....