Oh c'mon, now I want to hear it!!

Author: ekscrunchy
Date: 10/08/2008, 11:13 am
I prefer them on the rocks..

Would this rhyme with botox?

OK, here goes (edited)

Would you poke them with your c***?

I have just collapsed from the shock...

Why oh why? I'm sure he just meant clock!

Are you trying to mock?

No, he's in shock.

The market collapsed--my things are in hock.

This post has become a total crock :)

So just relax and hoist a foamy Bock.

...and toast this Post which has become poppy-cock!